Its good to be a woman..........

[Tee Ehn]

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4 We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

[LadyLove]

Haha! Those are good ones.....and so true!!!

It IS good to be a woman isn't it? Well, most of the time anyway...... [img]redface.gif[/img]

[~R-B~]

How true are those *L [img]wink.gif[/img]

[LadyLove]

#15 throws me in tha floor laughin'....orrr cryin' - whichever! That one's SOOOOO true!!!

Do ya think it's 'cause they're afraid they won't understand what we're talkin' about??? [img]redface.gif[/img]

[wildnthewind]

#4... LMAO
**Jumps around [img]tongue.gif[/img] **

[LadyLove]

So YOU'RE that damn bullfrog that's been makin' all that racket in the pond at night! Hang on Wild - lemme rev that blender up just a bit - I wanna see ya go faster...... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

[Tee Ehn]

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[wildnthewind]

Originally posted by LadyLove:
I wanna see ya go faster...... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma,sans-serif">That's what she said, so I obliged her [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[LadyLove]

Originally posted by wildnthewind:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma,sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma,sans-serif">Originally posted by LadyLove:
I wanna see ya go faster...... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

<font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma,sans-serif">That's what she said, so I obliged her [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="4" face="Tempus Sans ITC, Tahoma,sans-serif">[b]Well that's good ta know Wild child, cuz it's MY hand on tha stick this time..........

ARE YA READY???????? [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]